If Riley Reynolds (a.k.a John Riley) from would be a super-hero, his superpower would be paralysis. An ability to leave you completely disarmed with his looks and his ultimate weapon – really big and perfectly straight dick.
Ever dreamt of seeing Ryan Reynolds wanking on camera? Riley may be a suitable patch.
Deadpool is everywhere these days. Studio bet on an original marketing and attracted millions of viewers into cinemas. Despite it’s risky R rating, lot of violence and some nudity, what we really missed was Ryan Reynolds dick. Yeah sure it could be seen for a little while, but he certainly deserves more onscreen time. They should hire ‘s hottie Riley Reynolds as Ryan’s double and no prosthetics would be needed.